's Chester, Chester's.
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visual-poetry:

“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek

visual-poetry:

“here’s looking at you, kid” by anatol knotek

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(Source: emmajjjayne)

  • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
  • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
  • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
  • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
  • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
  • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
  • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
  • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
  • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
  • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
  • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
  • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

porque-porque:

Pokemon Meets Super Heroes!

(Source: fallmorelow)

Words to keep in your pocket:

raspberrymilk:

  • Quiescent - a quiet, soft-spoken soul.
  • Chimerical - merely imaginary; fanciful.
  • Susurrus - a whispering or rustling sound.
  • Raconteur - one who excels in story-telling.
  • Clinquant - glittering; tinsel-like.
  • Wanweird - an unhappy fate. 
  • Aubade - a song greeting the dawn.
  • Ephemeral - lasting a very short time.
  • Sempiternal - everlasting; eternal.
  • Euphonious - pleasing; sweet in sound.
  • Billet-doux - a love letter.
  • Knsmesis - light tickling.
  • Redamancy - act of loving in return.
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